Sea Minerals

[batmiri]

One time my brother was over, washing his hands with one of my fancy soaps, and he read "sea minerals" off the container too quickly and now he just goes around saying "semen rolls."

Will call me in the dead of night to say it.

Whenever I bring him a trade of cooking/baking/pastry for something he's done or made, he mentions it's been a long time since he's had any semen rolls.

I share this with the hope that one of you will come across "sea minerals" at some point and fall into a fit of uncontrolled laughter that you can't explain to your company.

[facebook]

they're called sea minerals because when i see one i jack off