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no i heard he had the boys at sandia make him a bionic package. theres a real-deal internal combustion engine in there and when he turns it on it shreds the entire lower half of his body off. and then while hes making them stitch him back together he says "hey why doncha... ... make the engine twice as strong this time whaddya say"
now the way these boys... they came back and they said Joe, if we do that there's a chance we set the atmosphere on fire. and these are the eggheads. but that ain't gonna happen, c'mon. so I tell em, why don't you raise me up on that gantry tower over there and I'll do it nice and far away. and I do it, but first I tell em, don't forget your sunglasses...slug wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:32 pm no i heard he had the boys at sandia make him a bionic package. theres a real-deal internal combustion engine in there and when he turns it on it shreds the entire lower half of his body off. and then while hes making them stitch him back together he says "hey why doncha... ... make the engine twice as strong this time whaddya say"
So you can guess what happened. And I'll tell ya Dr. Jill Biden was not happy. But its the job, its just the job man, everybody thinks its easy to be the guy behind the big desk until you actually sit down and have to... to whack it at 80 years old. You learn to roll with the punches. The other day in air force 1 we changed altitude too fast all my hair fell out. You think that ever happened to me before? No way man. But I didn't let it ruin my day. Same as when... I was.... eating lunch... at the white house cafeteria you know they got these wonderful... translucent cold cuts. You can just pile em high man you don't even have to be the president just pay $8 for the sandwich bar and you can load that puppy up to the sky. Mayo on white you know what I mean. A little american cheese. Be creative - I toss in a little salami with the ham and have what I like to call the 'joe italian sub'. That's what I tell the little lady at the checkout station - "just a joe italian for me'. I like to think I was part italian in another life. but i'm not I'm irish.bog wrote: ↑Tue Nov 15, 2022 3:47 pmnow the way these boys... they came back and they said Joe, if we do that there's a chance we set the atmosphere on fire. and these are the eggheads. but that ain't gonna happen, c'mon. so I tell em, why don't you raise me up on that gantry tower over there and I'll do it nice and far away. and I do it, but first I tell em, don't forget your sunglasses...slug wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:32 pm no i heard he had the boys at sandia make him a bionic package. theres a real-deal internal combustion engine in there and when he turns it on it shreds the entire lower half of his body off. and then while hes making them stitch him back together he says "hey why doncha... ... make the engine twice as strong this time whaddya say"