Outwashplain

ive been making giant things of coleslaw and putting it on my sandwich all week. the hardest part is shredding the cabbage (I use a box grater). then you throw a bunch of spices, vinegar, mayo in there. cabbage costs like $2 and I shake it up by alternating between purple and green cabbage. also goe...

I got so mad when the incels found it because it was sold out for a long time. But then they started making grifter jaw gum specifically for that purpose and they all started buying that instead so its ok now.

The betting sucks so bad. Dodged a bullet with the Ohtani thing but its just a matter of time before somebody everyone loves gets caught. Also makes it way harder to find actual stuff to read when theres all this seo draftkings shit floating around. I just want to know who's starting!

it's so wild he did it for paying customers too. i think they make up like .5% of users so like. just a wildly dumb move. pissing off the one group of people you're supposed to pretend are getting a good deal in return for not having any real impact easing up whatever server crisis is happening. goo...

rate limiting tweet views is so bad i wonder if thats just how its gonna be now

if i met an alien i would take it to the big game

yeah. I remember

i love the big game

I'm bellyaching too